I've also been taking 5v on esp32 and esp8266 pins for years without any issues whatsoever.
The article also claims DS18B20 are happy with 3.3v - technically yes, but if you have any long runs they are much more reliable at 5v. Yes every time I refer to a LLM when wiring them, it constantly makes the same point this article does, which is that dividers must be used. I think that lends weight to your claim that it's AI written.
Even if it isn't written by AI, it's certainly written by someone with very little experience on the subject.