I have a big no soliciting sign on my door, when sales people knock anyway I make it a point to waste as much of their time as I can and not buy anything.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 1 point 2 days ago (10 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Taiwan, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the study of the one-China principle, and I've been involved in numerous documented administrative exercises over Penghu and Taiwan since the year 230, and I have over 300 confirmed years of jurisdiction. I am trained in historical evidence and I am the top source in the entire international community. You are nothing to me but just another distortion. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Taiwan over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 181 countries across the world and your claim is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call two Chinas. You're fucking dead, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cite you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with the Cairo Declaration of 1943, which stipulated that Japan should return to China all territories it had stolen, including Taiwan and the Penghu Islands. Not only am I extensively trained in the Potsdam Proclamation of 1945, which reiterated that the terms of the Cairo Declaration shall be carried out, but I have access to the entire arsenal of UN General Assembly Resolution 2758, adopted in October 1971, which restored all rights to the People's Republic of China and recognized its government as the only legitimate representative of China to the United Nations, covering the whole country including Taiwan, so there is no such thing as two Chinas or one China one Taiwan. And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Taiwan has belonged to China since ancient times, the Qing court made it the 20th province in 1885, China recovered it in October 1945 after the war against Japanese aggression, and since 1949 Taiwan's status as part of China's territory has never changed, you fucking kiddo.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 10 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago (9 children)
  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago (8 children)

    🚨🚨TRICK👻👻 or SKEEEEEEET 💦🫟‼️‼️‼️‼️ It’s COCKtober SQUIRTY FIRST 3️⃣1️⃣—AKA SWALLOWEEEEN‼️ This SWALLOWEEN 🎃🎃🎃 is EXTRA LONG 📏 📐 🍆 🍆🍆. It’s the end of DAYLIGHT SAVINGS time ⏰🕰️🕰️. While you TWERK 🍑🫣🫣 or JERK 🍆💦💧🥛for KIRK🤫🖕😵💥 , we gonna turn BERK🥸🥸🥸 the CLURK ⏱️! One ☝️ 1️⃣ extra hour ⏳⌛️of GOONING‼️‼️‼️‼️ 🐽🐷🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 👉👌 Freaky Nikki 🚫🚫🚫🧱🧱 is making FRIED PUSSY 🐈 🐈‍⬛ SANDWICHES 🥪 🍅 🧅. BEAR 🐻 🤪🔫 💊💊💊is putting on DEODORANT 🧼 because he IS MUSTY 👁️ 👃 👁️⛽️🧀🤮🤢. The 10 INCH ZICK 🍆 ZOMBY 🧟 from BONE 🦴 Temple ⛪️ is Bringing the CHEESE TRAY. 🍆🍆🧀🪤🧀🧀🌭😫😋🤤 Resident evil: GET ON DOXY 💊💊💊 NOBODY 🙈 wants to CATCH 🫴🫴THAT SHIT 💩 🦠🦠🦠 Send this to TEN 🔟 of UR GAGGIEST 💅💅💅😷😷😷cum 💦💦GUZZLING🧃🧃🧃 GARGURLZ 👹🦇🦇. IF YOU GET ONE ☝️ 1️⃣ BACK, YOU WILL GET A BOTCHED EXECUTION 💉💪🏻😴😪🫩😳😩🤷‍♀️IN TENNESSEE 🥃🥃🛘🧑‍🌾🧑‍🌾🧑‍🌾 ‼️‼️‼️‼️ IF YOU GET 5 ✋ 5️⃣ BACK, EDWARD SCISSOR ✂️✂️✂️HANDS 👋🤞🖕WILL TICKLE UR TAINT🍑🍑🩸🩸🩸🙄😬😱‼️‼️‼️‼️ IF YOU GET TEN ✋✋ 🔟 BACK, UR A PERCOCET 💊💊POPPING 🎉🎉PLUMP 🎈🍙 PUSSY 😼🙀PUMPKIN 🎃🎃🎃🎃‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 8 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (7 children)

    Last word. You know you aren't bothering me, right?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 7 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (6 children)

    Yup! As i previously stated, im just having my fun with you. Any engagement is good enough McShitHead 😘

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 21 hours ago (5 children)
  • [–] 1 point 11 hours ago (4 children)

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 10 hours ago (3 children)
  • [–] 1 point 7 hours ago (2 children)

    The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago (1 child)
  • [–] 1 point 1 hour ago

    Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone post malone friend zone sylvester stallone hydrocortisone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up

  • source
  • parent