Our Floppies, who art in BIOS,
A: and B: thine names.

In userspace
Thy hath no place
in the GUI as thy do in CMOS.

Give us this day our daily Megs,
and forgive us our head crashes,
as we forgive those couple of bad sectors,
and lead us not to fragmentation,
but deliver us from CHKDSK.

For thine is the drive bay in the tower, and the save icon,
forever and ever.

Amen