Democrat James Talarico is projected to win a Senate seat in Texas, defeating Republican Ken Paxton and delivering his party their first big Lone Star state win in decades, according to a projection by Decision Desk HQ (DDHQ).

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[–] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

My dad beat the crap out of my mom’s boyfriend for breaking into the garage and smashing the car windows one year on my birthday.

… I, uh, don’t have a lot of other birthday stories.

Edit: This is supposed to be funny.

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