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Anon has a proposal for you (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] 6 points 1 week ago* (4 children)

Wait for it to sleep find some of it's shit slather it on, sneak up on it and hope I can cripple it by cutting through a tendon. Run like hell, repeat on other leg when it calms down. Hope it can't eat and dies before time runs out. Not sure I risk getting near it's head crippled or not.

I don't know if I could cripple it, but for $500mil I'd give my strategy a shot.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago* (1 child)

    A lot of people are assuming the rex has no food. It also says you will be provided with food but doesn't say how or what or whos. There could be a month's supply of food in an inconvenient arrangement/format that might also serve as food to Rexy T Rex. And we can probably eat some of the same things a T-Rex could eat to stay alive for a month

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