Thank you :)
"Look at my massive cow" is a fully identifiable art style/period:)
atlasobscura.com - In 19th-Century Britain, The Hottest Status Symbol Was a Painting of Your Cow
artuk.org - The rectangular cows of Art UK
These are all real definitions from someone, somewhere (heavily paraphrased, and original attribution lost, of course).
What would be the modern equivalent of "Look at my massive cow"? As garish as a solid-gold toilet, perhaps?