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Anon has a proposal for you (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago* (7 children)

I mean, could a T-Rex eat a human due to it's size and mobility issues? You might be able to slowly stab it to death if it doesn't step on you.

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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The mobility issues seem to be greatly overstated

It might not be able to run, but it's still fast, and seemingly built like a handcart. Newer research suggests it could turn and lunge very quickly

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[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That's really interesting! Can you send me an article about that?

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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 point 6 days ago (1 child)

I would love to, but I can't find a damn thing with search these days. Apparently a robot named t-rex that is way more important to know about

I did watch this recently though, it seems well researched and paints a picture with what we know

https://youtu.be/cN2WblQ055g

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[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I know, I was just bitching about the same thing. All search engines are trash now even DDG. If anyone knows of one that doesn't use AI, I'd love to know about it.

No worries, I'll check it out. Thanks!

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[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works -1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I got curious so I briefly looked into it. Here's a fun article: https://usefulbs.com/scifi/blog/why-would-a-tyrannosaurus-rex-be-physically-unable-to-outrun-a-human-without-its-own-leg-bones-shattering

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[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 child)

This looks like slop

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[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

You're right, but it's probably based on this: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/tyrannosaur-trex-running-speed

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