As a conservative, I must insist that we hold to time-honored traditions of how to deal with this.

Add his awful children as well, Romanov style.

Shit, I’d buy that pay-per-view

Hmmm, that would be spectacular, but mercifully quick.

Perhaps we could put them in a carbon fiber submersible and cycle it between the ocean floor and back until it delaminates. That way the evemt is still quick, but they’ll first endure hours of anticipation.

…. Or we could just do it Mussolini style