DickFiasco comments on The Ring saw this in Sam’s mind and said “Fair Enough”.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I think I would've succumbed to the ring in about three seconds.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

I'd like to think I would be able to resist, but it would go straight to "You can get the Republicans out of power" and I'd be doomed.

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[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago

Yeah, just imagine what you could do in D.C. Haunt the halls, shout the backroom dealings in public, leave pubic hairs in their coffee, and, finally, slit throats on MSNBC.

Nah, I'd Boromir in a heartbeat. Best to keep me away from that thing.

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[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

Username checks out. Though I don’t think it’s that type of ring.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

I'd be like "all you can do is turn me invisible?". I can have a good time with that but it's not going to get me real far with the megalomania.

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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Wow, the ring can change size?! I wonder if it only works on a finger..."

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[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well, I assume you're human. So that is probably par for the course.

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[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago*

And, by "ring', you mean Rosie's. I mean, The One Ring is singular, after all. Maybe our legend, Sam, was the first to last longer than 6 secs.☝🏼

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