Mine is that the useState hook is an actual plague on the entire React ecosystem. Regardless of your opinions of React, if you wanna use something then use it right.
Sure but it feels amazing
You're talking to a guy who used to insist 2005 JacaScript could use OOP patterns when common wisdom said it didn't, since you could declare variables inside a function and call the function like a constructor to create an object.
I have no shame, decency, nor respect.