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[–] [S] 144 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

“Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine,” she wrote. “So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar. Maybe you should focus on what your VP’s real name is.”

Heh.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 weeks ago* (3 children)

    The Couch Copulator?
    The Sofa Seducer?
    The Bank Bumper?
    The Divan Doggy-Do’er?
    The Seat Sopper?
    The Fauteuil F*cker?
    The Cushion Cummer?

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