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Genetic study reveals surprising origin of Native Hawaiians (med.stanford.edu)
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[–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Yeah, but it's not like they went to the boat dealership and bought a boat.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    We don’t know they didn’t.

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