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[–] 88 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."

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  • [–] 134 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    The hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the Buddhist hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it.

    The Buddhist asks “Where’s my change?” and the vendor replies “change must come from within”.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Then the Buddhist pulls out a pistol and sights it on the hot dog vendor. The vendor holds up his hands and says, "Whoa, whatever happened to inner peace?"

    The Buddhist replies, "This is my inner piece."

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