Check the secret spots, basement nooks and under stairs and such. I guarantee that's where the human skin lampshades and belts are. Elton John's nipple belt apparently came from this location. He claims they are squirrel nipples, but anyone who has milked a squirrel would know a squirrel nipple.

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