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Chosen by a fair dice roll (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by biggeoff@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You are not random enough, that's why we have this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_security_module

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[–] alpine_jim@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm not random enough? But I was holding up a spork! From my Invader Zim bag!

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

This is why Hot Topic girlies are not in charge of crypto standards. They're "OMG so random", but not mathematically so random.

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[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Those are all technically words in some dictionary somewhere, arranged in a sensible grammatical order. The entropy is not as high as you may think

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