You can't go back in time and undo meeting your then-partner, because then your kids wouldn't exist

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[–] 14 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Or, and hear me out, you could go back, meet a better partner and then have even better kids. It'd be at least a 50% upgrade.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    This sounds like a good way to end up the final boss of an RPG

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    A flash of colorful light

    Booted feet lightly land on the ground

    Standing from the shadowy throne as dramatic music plays

    "Ahh it is finally time. Face me, then, forsaken child from the alternate dimension. You are just as snotty now as you were then!"

    "Also, no, your mother doesn't let you stay up past 10 to watch SpongeBob Skibi Pants. I checked."

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    And forever miss the children you loved and destroyed by your own actions.

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