Max Miller approves: a 3,770yo Babylonian clay tablet written in Akkadian, containing the oldest known cooking recipes. The tablet includes 25 recipes for meat and veggie stews. (recipes inside!)
Bronze Age or earlier (Before 800 BCE)
(media.piefed.social)
R2D2 = Arr-Too-Dee-Too
C3P0 = Cee-Three-Pee-Oh
OB1... "we love you man!"
Actually there was this brilliant SW novel I read a long time ago that... dammit.
Okay, the floor is yours.