I like to tell people that if their truck can't handle the load, then they paid too much for the truck.

"If your bullet is too small for the deer, you paid too much for the gun."

"Say less, I should hunt squirrel and rabbit with a .30-.30."

"If you can't take all the groceries inside in one trip, you paid too much for the groceries."

"Alright well yeah but that's just because eggs cost $100. Two trips is ok."