On one of my very first posts here (previous account) someone called me a MILF. And I just wanted to say...
How fucking dare you? I'm TWENTY years old, that's supposed to be young 😭

I mean, I do have MILF genes (sorry mom) and my female cousin has called my mother a MILF on several occasions...which is just plain weird, but I think that bodes well for me, lol 😂
My mom is fucking gorgeous tho. She's goals...which is a good thing, since I'm literally her child, I have her genes :3

My body, my face, my biological age...it's getting up there. I feel ancient already 🥲

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[–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Also. 20 is totally parent age. With 40 you already can be a grandparent

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    "Can" is not the same as "usually does." The record for the earliest pregnancy is age five. I don't want to go around telling people 5 is normal parenting age.

    The average age for a woman to have her first child in the US is 28.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    In my country it’s even 30. But the average doesn’t matter. The youngest parents you know matter more for considering people potential parents. There are a bunch who were in their early twenties. I know one who was 18, but I’m willing to consider that an outlier.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    Alright, alright, I get it, okay?! I'm old, stop rubbing it in 😭
    How old are you then, clever internet stranger?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    A GILF in half a decade. I haven’t found any grey hairs … so far

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Tbh...I'm really stupid and don't know exactly what that means (I know what a GILF is), but I'll assume you're older than me

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    GILF is grand*. That can bo basically anything from this list:

    • grandmother
    • grandfather
    • granddaughter
    • grandson

    I see it mostly used for grandmother. There are more terms with collisions, DILF gets used both for dad and daughter

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Interesting 😂
    This is much more intricate than I expected...thanks for explaining that...person of indeterminate age 🩷

    (I actually completely respect preserving your own privacy, I'm just a nosy BITCH. Don't mind me :3)

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    GILF would always be the older variant pretty much, I don’t think I’ve really seen the younger one used. There is daughter for when sb doesn’t really look like what is associated with parent age/look. Granddaughter is not useful in that context, since ?ILF is about the total age and not about age gaps

    I’m a bit joking about the age you can be technically be a parent. But that is actually somewhere between 12 and 14. Even with just 16 year olds knocking each other up accidentially, 32 would be a reasonable grandparent age.

    privacy

    I just didn’t want to directly write the number. It’s really just 40-(10/2) in a few months

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