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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon plays DnD (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

Fake : Salmonella poisoning probably takes longer to take hold
Gay : Anon's friend pooped outside and he watched

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

I assumed it was because he used whatever artificial sweetener is in those sugar free haribo gummy bears.

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