I dont want to deal with package managers, window managers, network drivers

Have you tried running Linux without tinkering any of these? I’ve installed Debian on numerous machines, the distro known for its outdated packages, and never had the need to tinker any of these to get them to work out of the box.

It just works

gpu drivers

This you manage for literally any operating system, certainly not a Linux exclusive.

and random asian guys github repository to fix my issues.

It’s okay, just trust the random Asian guys blog instead to fix Windows issues, much fancier experience.