For anyone remotely interested: PROBLEM SOLVED.
To fool the stupid nsfw filter, I've applied a stupid trick: a simple diagonal texture superimposed to the image; it's barely visible and adds a touch of "artsy" to the image. And while I was there, I created a vector text to replace the "totally not genAI" ๐ previous one.
The Content Warning has gone (for the PG-13 site: the other two are definitely NSFW, and not for the $meta.image... ๐
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Final results for nsfw / pg13 / stories sites:

