I stopped the moment 7 was holding someone's eye, spaghetti gore a-dangling, for a full screen shot, a-squelching and a-jiggling like some 14 year old's revenge-gone-raw, mad-mamma-mario, overly-hyphenated, underground, VHS, convention shock-schlock.
I don't have a problem with gore, but why are we doing Troma as if it's serious? If she'd have looked at the screen and asked "why was 6 afraid of 7?" Then taken a bite saying "because"
squelch
"7"
squelch
"ate"
squelch
"eyes"
gulp
that would have been promise. Instead it just gave desperation and hack.
From what I've read and seen it was just "hey! Remember this guy!" Over and over while they all performed some kind of brooding emotional lens flare, written by a second gen Hollywood producer getting fluffed while trying to sketch out what "the common old man" wants to see in the era of failing social support systems.
