https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-gonna-start-dating-her-even-harder
Alternate version for Picard S3 fans:
If you actually care, here is a table. Keep in mind this is probably from an imperfect subtitle OCR transcript or something.
shitty fucking table
| expletive | episode | quote |
|---|---|---|
| fuck | s01e02 | Oh, the cheeky fuckers. |
| fuck | s01e02 | The sheer fucking hubris. |
| fuck | s01e04 | You want to go to Vashti? Are you out of your goddamn mind? I hate that fucking hospitality hologram. |
| fuck | s01e07 | P-Picard can look after himself, and somebody else can find that fucking synth. |
| fuck | s01e08 | shut the fuck up. |
| fuck | s01e08 | for no fucking reason at all. |
| fuck | s01e08 | I'm sorry I had to fucking ruin it. |
| fuck | s01e10 | Have you fucked any of them? |
| fuck | s01e10 | and then I fucking did it again. |
| fuck | s02e05 | to clone their fucking cats. |
| fuck | s03e04 | Ten fucking grueling hours. |
| fuck | s03e08 | Oh, fucking solids. |
| shit | s01e02 | Now, here is some brown, sticky shit. |
| shit | s01e02 | Shit. |
| shit | s01e03 | That's bullshit. |
| shit | s01e05 | Options? Well, if we can't grab him and we can't buy him Then we're shit out of luck, JL. |
| shit | s01e06 | Bullshit. |
| shit | s01e07 | Rios! Shit. |
| shit | s02e02 | And I am too old for your bullshit! |
| shit | s02e02 | Holy shit. |
| shit | s02e02 | Shit. |
| shit | s02e02 | Shit! Shit! |
| shit | s02e03 | term is "for shit. |
| shit | s02e03 | Oh, shit. |
| shit | s02e03 | Shit, Gabi. |
| shit | s02e03 | Shit. |
| shit | s02e03 | "Shit I stole from the Borg Queen. |
| shit | s02e04 | Shit. |
| shit | s02e04 | Shit. |
| shit | s02e04 | Shit. |
| shit | s02e05 | How'd it go, Dad? Shit. |
| shit | s02e05 | Bullshit. |
| shit | s02e06 | to work shit out in there. |
| shit | s02e06 | this bullshit time period |
| shit | s02e07 | we're through all this shit? |
| shit | s02e08 | No shit. |
| shit | s02e08 | Shit. |
| shit | s02e09 | or any of that bullshit. |
| shit | s02e09 | colloquialism, bullshit. |
| shit | s02e10 | Shit. |
| shit | s02e10 | This entire bullshit scenario |
| shit | s02e10 | Bullshit. |
| shit | s02e10 | Holy shit. |
| shit | s03e01 | Shit. |
| shit | s03e01 | Shit! Shit! |
| shit | s03e01 | of the underworld and shit, right? |
| shit | s03e01 | Like shit stolen from |
| shit | s03e01 | I'm talking world-ending shit. |
| shit | s03e01 | take shit from someone like Shaw? |
| shit | s03e02 | Bullshit. |
| shit | s03e03 | Oh, shit. |
| shit | s03e03 | more weird shit at me? |
| shit | s03e03 | Bullshit! |
| shit | s03e04 | I'm just some dipshit from Chicago. |
| shit | s03e04 | Forget about all that weird shit |
| shit | s03e04 | indeed a dipshit from Chicago. |
| shit | s03e05 | can get your bullshit story straight. |
| shit | s03e06 | me some bullshit disease. |
| shit | s03e06 | How much of that goo shit |
| shit | s03e07 | Holy shit, we got her. |
| shit | s03e08 | in batshit circles, I'm all ears. |
| shit | s03e08 | What? That's bullshit. |
| shit | s03e10 | Oh, shit. |
| shit | s03e10 | He still batshit? |