Sheeran’s been getting the bulk of the criticism, but personally I have a lot more smoke for the evil ultra-Zionist billionaire who was felt so threatened by a musician yelling “Free Palestine” that he decided to personally intervene to have him removed from the tour.

Kraft has a whole as compound inside his football stadium that is devoted to “tracking antisemitism online”, something that if I was making a fictional movie and included that in it, I’d be accused of antisemitism.