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[–] 51 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Why do we even have these orphan crushing machines, anyway?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    There are lots of jobs that depend on the orphan crushing industry. Do you want them to suffer?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Because only the sound of orphans being crushed can fill the dragon's empty heart with joy. Collectively, we could defeat it, but it might burn down all the land in the fight...

    Also, most people cheer for the sacrifices - it's not their children, after all.

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