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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure she will be attending a school where her shothead father will be revered as a martyr

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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 17 points 2 months ago

By the adults. The kids will still be saying "kirked me!" whenever someone headshots them with a paper ball.

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[–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Hey, fuck you. Kirk Memorial Elementary is Fair and Balanced af

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