Guys should take note, being yourself and even moderately goblinish can be hotter than being conventionally handsome, if you're confident, and everyone thinks you're well hung.

One of them - I forget which, Grande? Admitted to pushing that rumor to make it harder for Pete in the future, as women would have such high expectations. And yes as someone on the bigger side, I will say, tell people it's average and let them be happy surprised, rather than claiming it's huge and being a letdown.

With a big hog.

You and Kate Beckinsale can giggle about it together after you guys fuck.

Oh wait no... That was him not you.

Silly funny?

Easily explained: for rhetorical effect and humour. Now, tell us why you feel the need to have a huge stick up your ass?