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Ed Sheeran leaves UK (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 2 months ago by to c/imgoingtohellforthis@sopuli.xyz
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[–] 44 points 2 months ago (21 children)

Things are already fucking terrible enough in America.

If we have to accept Ed Sheeran, England should be required to adopt Logan/Jake Paul.

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  • [–] 42 points 2 months ago (12 children)

    Ed sheeran seems like not an asshole, especially in proportion to his influence and presumably wealth.

    His singing doesn't factor into it IMO.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Him deciding to move to the US at this very time says otherwise.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    The UK is essentially just a client state of the US and is doing everything that the US is doing, just in a more comically incompetent manner. In fact the UK is worse in many ways, throwing anyone in jail who voices discontent with the genocide of the Palestinians.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I don't know much about where he stands as a contribution to overall society, however... I have; and I mean this seriously... heard his terrible music

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    It may be terrible but his musics gotten me laid. Can't be that bad

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    his [music's] gotten me laid. Can't be that bad

    We'll let you judge the amount of help you feel you'd need ;-)

    Ed Sheeran apparently holds the record for

    • longest climb to #1 (19 weeks)
    • longest top-100 chart time (33 weeks)
    • only artist to have multiple songs exceed 10 weeks at #1 (whither TSwift?)

    I can't say whether his music is good, but I can say it appears others like his tunes a lot, for sexy time or not.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    That,s not a fair trade at least ed makes some reasonable content.

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  • [–] -4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    That's just.. like, your opinion.

    Define "reasonable"

    It's like if Crazy Town or Chumbawumba were allowed to stay longer than the party....

    "Yo Ed, cool song last nite mate. So many panties everywhere. Want breakfast? Cool, fuck off."

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Im not singing his praises just pointing out he is not Logan/Jake Paul efforts of humanity that they are.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago

    Yeah, he can't sing and Logan/Jake (they share a taint) are fuckhats.

    Luckily for us, we aren't them & if I knew for a fact that there was a God/god I would thank them everyday that we aren't them!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Please don't send Corden back!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    No, we are saving that chud for the super-volcano.

    He's actually kind of a bonus, that mofo is a fucking turd of a human. My turdar says he's 15% Trump (the highest we've had in a long time)

    That's a lot of gems. We can use those to make sure none of these fuckhats are allowed on Earth again.

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