People Twitter

whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

10,592 readers

4,584 active

555 users here now

People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.

RULES:

Mark NSFW content.
No doxxing people.
Must be a pic of the tweet or similar. No direct links to the tweet.
No international politcs
Be excellent to each other.
Provide an archived link to the tweet (or similar) being shown if it's a major celebrity, figure or any politician

https://www.sotwe.com/
https://twitterviewer.net/Note: Archive.is is no longer recommended because they remove/alter content.

If a tweet (or similar) makes a statement of fact, either mark it as "satire" in the body or provide the original source link backing up the statement (see rule 6)

founded 3 years ago

moderation log

moderators

SendMeYourTaTas@sh.itjust.works

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

The X-Files (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

21 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Turns out she's right, and it's just a fuckton of adrenaline and bath salts keeping him alive.

permalink

fedilink

source

parent

hideshow 1 child comment

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 1 year ago

You see it wasn't actually a zombie, but a secret military program to create supersoldiers which was abandoned in the 50s because it was a failure but the disposal site leaked into a cave and gave birth to a parasisic fungus which can seeming reanimate recently deceased corpses by random triggering of the sodium- potassium pump but they aren't actually reanimated it's just random convulsions which can generate a rudimentary form of locomotion.

"Then how did the fungus respond to the Zombie's name, Scully?"

Fade to black

permalink

fedilink

source

parent