I didn’t go on a date with this person, but I encountered him on hinge and saved a screenshot of his answer to a question, because I couldn’t think of a worse genuine answer to give for a man trying to attract women in their thirties (which his profile stated).

I’m not sure it’s cool to post it, even without a photo or name attached because that feels like a violation, but the prompt was “a fact about me that surprises people,” and his answer was “I’m allergic to alcohol but I still drink and I’ve never eaten a salad.”

I really can’t imagine there are many women over the age of 22 (or honestly even younger, but maybe younger women haven’t had enough experience to realize how rancid that man’s semen would taste) who want those qualities in a partner.