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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of your package (lemmus.org)

submitted 2 months ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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Source: https://mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/@neil/117201000187721159

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Neil Brown @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

# Email from AliExpress:

Your parcel has moved two centimetres to the right. We will update you as soon as it moves.

# Another email from AliExpress:

It has moved! Your parcel has moved another two centimetres to the right.

# Email from UK parcel delivery company:

We have your parcel. It is probably somewhere in the UK, between arrival and departure. At some point, we will chuck it in your general direction. Your driver's name will be Ethan.

Sep 02, 2026, 10:35 AM

Neil Brown @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk # Email from AliExpress: Your parcel has moved two centimetres to the right. We will update you as soon as it moves. # Another email from AliExpress: It has moved! Your parcel has moved another two centimetres to the right. # Email from UK parcel delivery company: We have your parcel. It is probably somewhere in the UK, between arrival and departure. At some point, we will chuck it in your general direction. Your driver’s name will be Ethan. Sep 02, 2026, 10:35 AM

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[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I bought 5 things from a seller on ebay and for some reason they decided to send them in individual packages. All 5 arrived at the depot, 20 minutes from my house at the same time and they then sat there for a week. I then proceeded to have 1 arrive per day over 5 days.

Well done evri, you are idiots.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago*

You got your packages though, that's first class service from E^v^Ri, normally they end up in a hedge.

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[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 months ago

Evri? Well, that explains it.

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