A two panel meme. In the first half is written "1.5 trillion USD total industry spend". In the seccond half a character labeled with images of the Wikipedia logo, Obsidian logo, a rubber duck, and a magic 8 ball says "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power".
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[–] 50 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That's why before any job interview I put a bluetooth speaker in my pocket. Then when I'm about to walk into the room where I'm being interviewed I play a sound file. 5 seconds of silence, followed by a studio audience reaction of when the hot person enters the room.

You know the one.

Hot person enters through the doorway, says 1 sentence, and pauses because the audience is about to lose their shit going WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for 3 seconds. Then the actor says the line again, and continues with more that the one sentence.

So as I'm opening the door, I hit play, walk through the door.

"Hi, I'm here for the interview.......WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hi, I'm here for the interview. Here's my resume."

"What was that?"

"Oh, that was just the studio audience reacting to the arrival of the main character in your story."

So far it hasn't worked. But I still get the ego boost!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I wonder if Darth Vader had his theme music playing under his cloak as he walked around the death star.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    If he doesn't, he could always start. He has changed the deal. Pray that he doesn't change it further.

    Because when darth vader brings princess leia on the deathstar, she looks around. What does she see? Nothing but open space. There's nowhere for her to run. What's she gonna do? Say no?

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