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[–] 667@lemmy.radio 22 points 2 months ago (6 children)

All the people here in the comments think they’re Judge Judy and executioner.

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[–] RavingGrob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Who let Homer use a bucket lift?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

i dunno, green lantern?

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[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

would be awesome to have a tv judge execute people on the spot, specifically billionaires

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[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Nothing stopping you from spicing-up tv talent shows with judges that can execute. Put some real tension in to those sing-offs.

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