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[+] velma@sh.itjust.works -9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That doesn't allow me to start recording them having sex without consent, same as it doesn't allow me to hit them just because I'm angry.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

that's not what I asked.

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[–] velma@sh.itjust.works -5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

just because I’m angry.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

yeah, "angry". like when you stub your toe or miss a bus.

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[–] velma@sh.itjust.works -5 points 2 months ago

You're incredibly presumptuous.

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