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Please don’t rearrange our shoes when we turn up, paramedics in Japan urge (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 2 months ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Takashiro@lemmy.today 22 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Seems a bit dumb to do this, depending on the emergency someone may die. Just go in with the shoes.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 point 2 months ago

Look if it's a choice between grandmother dying and me have to hoover the carpet I'm just gonna let the old coote die, I ain't getting that hoover out, it's heavy.

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