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[–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"My religion says I don't have to stop for red lights".

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Sorry, your religion isn't old enough for absurd exceptions to laws.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Ah, see, my religion infinite years old, but has only recently been revealed to me and me alone. It's actually all the other religions that are too young in comparison. Much like the children the church is throwing under the bus to protect career pedophiles.

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