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[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Probably enough vitamin c in the tomato sauce to prevent that. Unless they're big fucking cans he's gonna be hungry as hell though.

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[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 10 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Also, I doubt 2 weeks is a long enough period for scurvy to set in anyway

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You think someone who thinks like this is eating correctly in the first place?

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[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 2 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

How many people with scurvy do you know? It's rare.

From Scurvy - Wikipedia

It takes at least a month of little to no vitamin C in the diet before symptoms occur.[1][2] In modern times, scurvy occurs most commonly in neglected children, people with mental disorders, unusual eating habits such as ARFID, alcoholism, and older people who live alone.[2] Other risk factors include intestinal malabsorption and dialysis.[2]

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

Personally I'd say this person falls into the mental disorder or unusual eating habits category, but their favorite fruit could be oranges so who knows?

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[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 3 points 2 months ago

Nah, just Teenager. They enjoy the benefits of having parents who feed them most of the time.

I've heard even poor college students can avoid scurvy by adding ketchup to their otherwise exclusively noodle-based diet. Bodies are oddly resilient in some ways.

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[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 point 2 months ago

The blueprints for a healthy diet are playing hard to find

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I lived on chef b for like a year. Apparently they grow their own tomatoes.

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