you know, as opposed to all the other ones that definitely are.

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[–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Even the best can't keep someone alive forever. Unless they figure out cloning or mind upload or something...

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    100% the Republicans are gonna Weekend At Bernies Trump's dead corpse.

    Jared Kushner and JD Vance will be walking around Mar-a-lago with Trump on their shoulders in a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    you know how those medical practitioners have these tricky things called ethicks? i wonder if they pull their ethicks out at night and talk to them about what they did during the day, and that what they did to keep the greasy orange smear alive haunts them. and that one of their ethicks talks back and says "why's you doin that?" so the next time, maybe, just maybe, the smear stays on the pillow.

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