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Anon has seen it all before (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 16 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Broke: Memory units in optimistic numbers of megabytes and gigabytes.

Woke: Memory units in astronomically-high numbers of gigabytes and terabytes.

Bespoke: Memory units in totally incomprehensible units like kiloquads or exanodes.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Slaps the superships central computer "This here runs on 12 bits of memory! Our engineers really outdone themselves with optimisation this time."

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