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[–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

ITT: "God I'm sick of getting stabbed in the spleen".

"You should try unlimited free blowjobs instead!"

"I don't know, the last seven buildings I went into with 'unlimited free blowjobs' signs also stabbed me in the spleen"

"OH, those weren't real unlimited free blowjobs. No real unlimited free blowjobs has ever existed. You need to watch more porn."

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