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[–] 55 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Bigfoot was the second shooter at JFK's assassination so he had to go into hiding but was subsequently killed by the CIA

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    subsequently killed by the CIA

    And the reverse vampires!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You mean those very tan people, you can only see in mirrors, who donate blood and love garlic and the lowercase t?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    The true story: Fives “older self” fired the first shot, it got redirected back at him by „Days of Future Past“ Magneto. But then a SCP-1000 Bigfoot stepped in as the replacement sniper. World History is crazy.

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