Guy on Left Side of the Ship: "Well, I just don't feel bad for the people on the right side of the ship"
Guy on the Right Side of the Ship: "I'm going to make this thing so much more leaky! You haven't seen how leaky I'm going to make it."
Guy on Left Side of the Ship: "Well, I just don't feel bad for the people on the right side of the ship"
Guy on the Right Side of the Ship: "I'm going to make this thing so much more leaky! You haven't seen how leaky I'm going to make it."