Apollo 8: Orbit the moon
Apollo 9: Test lunar module in earth orbit
Apollo 10: Fly over landing site. Systems check for landing.
Apollo 11: Elaborate sound stage hoax, as a prank on Neil Armstrong
Apollo 12: Land man on the moon for the first time four months later but don't tell anyone it's the first time
Apollo 13: Shameless ratings grab
Apollo 14: Golf on the moon
Apollo 15: Drive golf cart on the moon
Apollo 16: Country club on the moon
Apollo 17: Kill Space Hitler