Objection comments on this isn't fucking funny at all

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They really don't have confidence in Vance, huh?

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How could they not have confidence in a man with the bravado of a wet blanket, the charm of a three legged street dog, and the looks of a Keebler elf that forgot to stop growing?

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[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

Bit harsh on 3 legged street dogs.

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[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Republicans are looking at a president with a -20% approval rating who started an pointless disasterous war and who isn't even eligible to run again on the one hand, and JD Vance on the other hand, and they're pretending as hard as they can that they won't get stuck with Vance.

OP says it's not funny but I think it's hilarious. When reality sets in and they realize that their wildly unpopular, decrepit, octogenarian, wannabe god emperor doesn't actually have the power to declare himself dictator-for-life, and they come crawling back to the couch-fucker, our mood shouldn't be, "Oh thank god, we narrowly avoided disaster by a hair," it should be, "Just look at these fucking losers."

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