He picked up a big stick in his mouth, spun around, and whacked my hand hard enough to leave a small bruise. I thought it was funny, but not so funny that it would make sense to share the story anywhere but here.

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[–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)

And I bet the lil guy just looked at you with pure excitement. Completely unaware what just happened.

At least it wasn't your balls! Then again, at least you still HAVE your balls! Unlike your dog...

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    My dog gets so excited when I get out her harness and leash that she, with her just big enough stature, will jump up on her hind legs and proceed to sucker punch me in the balls.

    Every. Single. Time. 😮‍💨

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