Back in my home town, they built something that was clearly a cell tower, then just ... Essentially glued a few fake pine tree branches to it.

They didn't even bother to make the tower look vaguely trunk-like. It's still matte grey and you can clearly see the antennae attached to the top. When I say "a few fake pine tree branches," I'm not exaggerating; it's been a few years so I don't remember precisely, but it's no more than five throughout the entire height of a cell tower. Mostly clustered together.