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[–] 127 points 3 months ago (13 children)

B-b-but what's stopping you from cursing and drinking if you don't believe in god?

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  • [–] 92 points 3 months ago

    Reminds me of the christian apologist that said he would rape and murder if god didn't exist, since there wouldn't be any consequences

    If the threat of eternal torture is the only thing keeping you from murdering and raping then you just might be an absolutely horrible person

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Is not drinking part of the bible? Jesus literally has a whole story where a party runs out of booze so he uses his heavenly powers to make multiple buckets of booze to keep the buzz rolling ..

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    That same little voice in my head that tells me I should bite babies and squeeze puppies because it'll make them cuter. Oh my god, do you think that's God?! I should probably start following through with cute aggression! Unless it's not God, which means... Fuck you, I'm gonna get drunk at this funeral!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    It's amazing how often people say dumb stuff like that.

    And, by the way, I don't actually have any issue with cussing and drinking. I was a manager at a conservative company for a long time, so cussing just because something that isn't a default, and alcohol doesn't seem to do any of the fun stuff for me like it does for other people (no buzz, no relaxation, no reduced inhibitions), so it's just not something I'm drawn to.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Curiously, I stopped cursing by hanging around with my wife's kids, who took expletives seriously.

    And I don't drink because it makes me feel cruddy.

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