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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon follows the rules (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] turkalino@sh.itjust.works 80 points 2 months ago (1 child)

My parents: cmon, why won’t you have a beer with us?

Also my parents when I grab a second beer later that night: Jesus fucking Christ you’re an alcoholic

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 15 points 2 months ago

Yeah, sorry mom and dad, you guys aren't going to be able to keep up with me.

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