Last year I applied for my second job ever. My resume was comprised of 12 years working the same unskilled minimum wage job. I had a high school education. No technical certificates or anything like that... Wtf do I even do for a resume, besides

Name

phone number

email address

Professional experience: can read and follow simple instructions, can stack boxes

Thankfully the place was desperate for more employees and reading/following simple instructions was enough to get me through my probationary period. Turns out being of roughly average intelligence is enough to make it in life